I became angry and ruined my world
and I’d only just got out of bed

all because some online prick was all wrong
and another ignored what I said

can’t control either, can’t get a hold
there’s no validation this day

my carpal’s in pain and there’s snow on the ground
the kind that’s decided to stay

impale all the baiters and flay all the haters
Sunday should be internet free

people get theirs in ‘the fullness of time’
but that’s too fucking late to suit me